Mariah / Bieber: All I Want For Xmas Is You

Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber

I do love Mariah Carey's 1994 holiday hit (almost a classic!) All I Want For Christmas Is You, but there was simply no need to release an updated (SuperFestive?) version. Especially with Justin Bieber who adds nothing fresh or particularly exciting to the song. Below is the new music video (it could easily double as a commercial for Macy's), Mariah looks fabulous and Justin is kind of cute, I guess, ugh. MORE

Courtney Love is LiLo’s sobriety coach?

Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love

Who am I kidding? There's nothing else I can add to that headline. Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan's sobriety coach. There's more raw human failure in that simple sentence than there is in 1,000 Ed Hardy shirts. Here's the quote from RadarOnline, which I'm sure will be used in the coroner's report: The 47-year-old Hole singer said the 25-year-old Mean Girls star is "further down the line than I was" in her issues, pointing out she didn't have MORE

Interview: Jukebox The Ghost

Jukebox The Ghost

Attention New Yorkers! I know you all have very busy weekends ahead of you crying over not winning the Book of Mormon lotto or waiting in line to check out Lady GaGa’s self-indulgent “workshop” at Barney’s. But if you’re in the mood to do something different, how about grabbing some beers, going bowling and checking out some awesome live music? And yes, I do mean all at the same time. This Friday, Philadelphia-bred indie pop/rock MORE

Jersey Shore’s Vinny rapped about rape …

Vinny Guadagnino

It turns out, people who willingly sign over the rights to MTV to air footage of them having drunken sex may not have the best sense of judgment. Case in point: Jersey Shore star Vinny Guadagnino decided to release his own rap track, because reality TV and singing are basically the same thing. Then he made the brilliant move where he sang about raping a chick, and you can see where this is going so I'm just going to cut straight to the blurb from MORE

Occupy Wall Street calls out Miley Cyrus!

Miley Cyrus - Liberty Walk

So a couple days ago, Miley Cyrus released a music video for her song Liberty Walk, which utilizes a bunch of footage from the Occupy Wall Street movements even though Miley has never really been seen anywhere near them and she's sitting on a multi-million dollar Disney empire. Shockingly, Occupy organizers noticed this and called her out on it, saying that while they're grateful for the support, it would be even better if Miley, you know, MORE

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again!

Kourtney Kardashian

So somewhere between Kim Kardashian doing the whole "wah, no one wants to impregnate me" and Daniel Craig calling out the Kardashians for turning the birthing process into a TV special, here's news of Kourtney Kardashian's new pregnancy. And if you don't think that we won't be seeing Kourtney's Fairytale Paycheck - Oops! We Mean Baby on E! this June, did you know that cyanide is actually magic cake? It's true! Us Weekly reports: "Now I'm nine MORE

Daniel Craig: The Kardashians are f*cking idiots

Daniel Craig

Actor Daniel Craig is on the cover of GQ UK this month, which is weird because I honestly don't know how one cover page could hold his MASSIVE BALLS. I should probably explain: in his interview with the magazine, Daniel Craig takes time out from lugging around his MASSIVE BALLS in their own solid gold wheelbarrow to call out the Kardashians and tell them, in no uncertain terms, to go f#@k themselves. Too late! Kim Kardashian already has a video MORE

Links: Courtney Stodden speaks!

• Momager Kris Jenner and E! made damn sure Kris Humphries looked evil! IDLYITW • Is this really Scarlett Johansson’s body on the new Cosmopolitan cover? Cele|bitchy • Lady Gaga landed the front page of the January 2012 issue of Elle UK Oh No They Didn't • Sara Gilbert has a new girlfriend, musician and producer Linda Perry! Pop On The Pop • Here is crooner Tony Bennett’s drawing of Lady Gaga with no clothes on! Evil MORE

Review: Another Happy Day

Another Happy Day

Every so often, a movie comes along that completely crushes you. It’s the type of movie that hits every mark on the emotional spectrum. You know what type of film I’m talking about. The movie that leaves you staring at the screen long after the credits have stopped rolling, challenging someone to be the brave audience member to stand first. The movie that makes your soul feel totally drained when you step out of the theater. The movie that MORE

R.I.P. Patrice O’Neal

Patrice O'Neal

Ah hell ... I just got back from a funeral and I find out that the hilarious Patrice O'Neal died? Oh, the hell with today. Let's just get drunk and call it a day. TMZ reports: Comedian Patrice O'Neal died Tuesday morning ... as a result of a stroke he suffered back in October ... this according to his friends at the Opie and Anthony radio show. O'Neal had been a staple in the comedy world for years -- and performed at the Comedy Central Roast MORE

Lady Gaga is worried she’ll never find love!

Lady Gaga

Yeah, apparently this is going to be a theme today. I hereby decree that today shall be known as "rich people can't find love. Waaaaaah." Anyway, Lady Gaga is worried that because of her immense intellect, she'll never find love and she's going to end up dying alone. On a side-note to us non-famous single people: we are all screwed. So very, very screwed. People magazine reports: "I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a MORE

Kim Kardashian is worried she’ll never be a mom

Kim Kardashian

As Kim Kardashian tries to convince everyone that she isn't a soulless human being who would drop-kick a baby down a football field if she got even the slightest whiff of money or attention, Kim is now playing the "it's so hard being rich and never having to work" card by talking about how her life is nothing but misery and how she's worried she'll never find love or have a baby. At least not until E! commissions her for a season of Kim MORE

Art hits to close to home for Doug Hutchison!

Doug Hutchison, who you might remember as the 51-year-old man who is currently banging 17-year-old Courtney Stodden and absolutely nothing else, was recently offered a role in a movie where he would be play a 51-year-old man who bangs a sixteen-year-old popstar. I know, a total stretch. Give this man all the Oscars! Well, Doug apparently dropped out of the only acting job he could ever hope to have now that everyone knows he's a pedophile because MORE

BREAKING NEWS: Reese Witherspoon broke her finger

Reese Witherspoon

I'm not going to lie: It's a dead news day and I've got some family things to attend to today, so these two fact put together means that I'm going to be scraping the bottom of the barrel today, as evidenced by this story of Reese Witherspoon sporting a cast on her pinky which for some reason has appeared on every gossip blog ever, including Us Weekly: On Monday, the Oscar-winning actress, 35, stepped near her home in L.A.'s Brentwood MORE