Who else is ready for ‘The Muppets’?

The Muppets

Just last month I posted the full trailer for The Muppets (opening November 23rd) and now here's a look at the final one sheet movie poster! I can't even begin to tell you how excited I am for the return of the Muppets franchise. There really hasn't been a proper Muppet movie since 1984's The Muppets Take Manhattan, which I still adore to this day, it's seriously hard to believe that movie is already 27 years old! I hope this new film starring MORE

Jenny McCarthy ditched Oprah!

Jenny McCarthy and Oprah Winfrey

Apparently, Oprah Winfrey's new network, OWN, is apparently struggling to find its feet, probably because creating a 24/7 network dedicated to Oprah that does not contain any actual shows featuring Oprah (except Behind The Scenes which is almost over) is a shit idea. But I digress. Anyway, Jenny McCarthy was supposed to have her own show, but decided to up and quit that bitch because she didn't like the direction it was going in, despite the fact MORE

Nicky Hilton and David Kaztenberg split!

Nicky Hilton and David Katzenberg

I've always tolerated Nicky Hilton, mostly because she's not her sister Paris Hilton and thank heavens because I don't think we'd need a second Paris, let alone one. Unfortunately, I could be wrong about that because it looks like the slightly less awful half of the Hilton sisters has joined Paris in dumping whoever the hell she had sex with (David Katzenberg) in order to go back to painting the town whatever color herpes is. “They broke up MORE

Vanessa Hudgens will cut a bitch!

Vanessa Hudgens

When we last saw Vanessa Hudgens, she was swearing up and down that the white stuff in the dimebag she brought to Coachella was "white chocolate", which I'm assuming his rich-person-pretending-to-be-a-hippie talk for "cocaine, lots and lots of cocaine". Anyway, cut to a couple days ago when a photographer caught her sneaking a cigarette, which caused her to go absolutely apeshit. While cruising through Hollywood with friends, High School MORE

The least famous Kardashian will be ‘Dancing with the Stars’!

Rob Kardashian

Because I'm pretty sure Dancing with the Stars needs at least one talentless Kardashian per season (I know, I just realized how redundant the phrase 'talentless Kardashian' is), one of the fat-assed famewhores has just signed onto the show. But AHA! It's not who you think it is! Turns out, it's actually Rob Kardashian, who for some reason I had no idea actually existed, probably because he was hidden behind Kim's big ass or something. Another MORE

Soulja Boy owns a $55 Million private jet!

Soulja Boy

Does anyone else wish they didn't remember Soulja Boy? If you're one of the lucky people who has either forgotten him, or have somehow convinced yourself that he was fucked to death by the dickwolves, I envy you. Anyway, he's the guy responsible for Crank That, the annoying song with the annoying dance that I'm pretty sure is actually American Sign Language for "everyone you love is dead". Anyway, that guy owns a $55 Million dollar jet now, MORE

The Jonas Brothers ruined sex for Olivia Wilde?

Olivia Wilde

One thing that always confused me about the rabid fandom for The Jonas Brothers and the like is that, while they have all the sex appeal of toenail clippings, they're basically sold on weird, subversive sex. Because it sure as hell isn't the music; They don't so much sing as they whine into a microphone. Anyway, it turns out they're actually ruining sex for pretty much everyone, as Olivia Wilde moved into their old house and the no sex hex they MORE

Friday Night I Wanna Dance With Somebody


† FROM DJ PAUL V. This week, we bring you the party! It's definitely been quite a hit-making year for Katy Perry, after her nine MTV Video Awards nominations this week, she's the go-to girl for today's mashup. But, the other star is Miss Whitney Houston from her glory days (and she's so perfectly suited for the 80's vibe of the video). But Whitney also needs to take a lesson from the sad passing of Amy Winehouse. Girl, we want this Whitney MORE

Video Fix: Ok Go’s ‘All Is Not Lost’

Ok Go - All Is Not Lost

I'm going to be completely honest with you here: I barely even noticed there was music in this Ok Go video for All Is Not Lost, as I was too busy staring transfixed at the uncomfortable amount of hipster taint on the screen. No, seriously, that's pretty much all this video is about: it's a camera staring up at hipsters walking around on glass floors. Into the taint. For three. And a half. Minutes. And I guess they spell things out with their feet MORE

Kat Von D is sorry, but not really!

Kat Von D

After walking out on Good Day L.A. yesterday after they ran a clip she told them to use and talked about something that she pretty much explicitly gave them permission to talk about, Kat Von D took to Facebook to apologize for her actions, except not really because if she did apologize, she wouldn't be able to milk the publicity for her season premiere for all it's worth. Although my intentions were never to offend or hurt anyone’s MORE

Ryan Murphy’s Winehouse joke was cut!

Ryan Murphy

For those of you wondering how long it would take before people started retconning Amy Winehouse jokes out of reruns of TV shows? The answer is 'three days'. In a past episode of The Glee Project that ran a couple weeks back, Ryan Murphy made a joke about how one of the contestants should have come out in full Winehouse drag. So of course, the joke has been cut and will never be seen again, unless you know how Google works. “I’m surprised MORE

The Kardashians wrote a book. Really.

Khloé, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian

Because appearing on a reality TV show somehow translates into an intimate understanding of the written word, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian have written a book, and surprise! It's not of the coloring variety. Oh, and if you'll remember, they let a fan name the book, and instead of taking my suggestion (The Girls Who Should Have Played With Fire), they chose to give it the most one-note name ever. Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian MORE

Was Lindsay Lohan born a druggie?

Lindsay Lohan

So the emails between Lindsay Lohan and the stereo installer suing her for not paying up have leaked to TMZ, and by the looks of it, Lindsay can apparently bring out the rage in just about anyone because like the time she got chewed out in an open letter from James G. Robinson for being a dick on the set of Georgia Rule, the stereo installer unleashed a heaping helping of bile on her for not realizing that you actually have to pay people for MORE

Trailer: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills / Season Two

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Season Two

I seriously cannot wait for September 5th, that's when the second season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres on Bravo, hands down one of the best channels on television! Even though Beverly Hills is the newest from the Housewife franchise, it's one of my favorites (along with Orange County, Atlanta and New York City)! All of the cast members from last season are back (even Camille Grammer and messy Kim Richards), plus they're adding MORE