Lindsay Lohan to compete on ‘Dancing with the Stars’?

For the first time ever, Dancing with the Stars may have its first ever actual star! I know, right? Anyway, the producers are apparently talking about how they're angling to bring Lindsay Lohan on as a contestant, because they really need a bigger celebrity than the kid from That's So Raven. "Dancing with the Stars producers have had Lindsay on their wish list of castmates for a very long time," a source with knowledge of the situation told MORE

These people have nothing better to do with their time?

Krazy Kardashian fans kamped out all night to get their Kardasian Konfidential tell-all books signed by the Kardashian sisters at Barnes & Noble on Fifth Avenue in NYC on November 30th, 2010. These sisters must be doing something right as the line for their signing stretched around the block twice and some people had to be cut off from getting in line as organizers quickly realized there would not be enough time for everyone to get a signature MORE

Captain Jack Sparrow is gay!

In an interview with Vanity Fair, Johnny Depp talked about how Disney executives were less than thrilled with the fact that he played his character in Pirates of the Carribean as a gay guy, because clearly there's nothing gay about a handsome, smooth-talking guy who hangs out on a boat with a bunch of muscular shirtless guys and wears eyeliner. So how long before Jack Sparrow gets to come out on the cover of People magazine? Johnny Depp's MORE

Christina Aguilera is doin’ fine!

Now that Christina Aguilera has shitcanned her husband, WhatsHisName McBeardGuy, she's out to prove how totally fine she is by shacking up with yet another random nobody. And it must be pretty serious, because apparently she's already met his parents! Christina Aguilera, 29, spent Thanksgiving in Los Angeles with friends. Then after the holiday, the singer and Matt Rutler, who worked as a set assistant on her film Burlesque, jetted to New York, MORE

The Kardashians are rip-off artists!

Good news, mothers of impressionable daughters everywhere! The Kardashians now have their own pre-paid credit card out on the market! And just like real credit cards, these ones also have tons and tons of hidden fees that will make sure that your daughter will be buried in credit card debt by the time she reaches her sweet sixteen. The Kardashians - Kim, Khloe and Kourtney - launched the card on Nov. 10, with much fanfare. The "Kardashian Kard" MORE

The Oscars: Now more boring than ever!

Today it was announced that instead of the usual suspects, The 83rd Annual Academy Awards (taking place on February 27th) are going to be hosted by James Franco and Anne Hathaway, in an attempt to lure in younger viewers to all the 'excitement'. I do actually like both of 'em, they're great actors, he's a total cutie and she's charming but hosting the Oscars?! Please, no! It's notoriously one of the most boring award shows around (aren't they MORE

Brad Pitt brings his hotness (and Angelina) to France!

Superstar couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attend the Megamind premiere in Paris, France on November 29th, 2010. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES MORE

Sarah Palin is blaming the media again!

Hey, remember a little while back when Sarah Palin's daughter, Willow, got onto a fight on Facebook and called a couple of kids "faggot" because they said her show sucked (which it totally did)? Well, apparently it's all the media's fault for blowing it out of proportion (which they did) and for ignoring the fact that the kids made fun of Willow's mentally challenged brother, Trig (which they didn't). I mean, look at the other day. Willow, MORE

Bieber Cut His Hair. ZOMGWTFLMAOBBQSAUCE!!!

OMG you guys, this is the most monumental news ever shut the hell up and let me say you're never gonna believe this because holy shit I so can't wait to blogspot this on Myspacebook Twitter JUSTIN BIEBER CUT HIS HAIR!!! Nothing? Yeah, I didn't think so either. The Biebs caused hysteria among thousands of his hair-adoring followers last Friday at a New York City Barnes & Noble when he showed up with a shorter hairdo to promote his new memoir MORE

Matt Damon in a Snuggie? Matt Damon in a Snuggie!

The holidays are fast approaching, and now that there are absolutely no major events standing between us and Christmas/Hannukah/Third winter-based holiday I've never heard of, it's time you go out and buy things for your loved ones to let them know how much their love is worth to you in dollars. Just kidding! Anyway, Matt Damon is here to plug a spiffy, eco-friendly water bottle with proceeds going to charity. Damon got all bundled up for AOL's MORE

Seriously Barbara Walters? Seriously?

So 2010 is coming to an end, and Barbara Walters is capping it off by getting together her annual list of the most fascinating people of the year. And this year, Barbara Walters decided that a group of syph-ridden roid-ragers and whores dipped in Orange Fanta are fascinating. Barbara Walters has announced her annual list of the year's 10 most fascinating people. On her list: Sandra Bullock, LeBron James, Sarah Palin, new American Idol judge MORE

Ink, Not Mink: Chad Ochocinco for PETA!

Chad Ochocinco is known for making superstar plays on--and off--the field. He hosts a football show with fellow Bengals teammate Terrell Owens called the T. Ocho Show and has set multiple franchise records for the team. He charmed viewers on season 10 of Dancing With the Stars and captured the hearts of lucky ladies on his own VH1 dating show The Ultimate Catch. This NFL legend is everywhere...and is now showing off everything! Chad, an avid MORE

Five Things Wrong: Kim Kardashian is dead!

As a way to raise money for her charity, Keep A Child Alive, Alicia Keys has convinced celebrities like Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, and Kim Kardashian to give up on their Twitter and Facebook accounts temporarily in order to help raise money for children affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa. Alright, so sure the idea is pretty ... well, it's a dumb idea. If anything, I would pay money to keep these people out of the public eye, but clearly I'm in MORE

Who’s ready to see ‘Black Swan’ on Friday?!

BLACK SWAN follows the story of Nina (Portman), a ballerina in a New York City ballet company whose life, like all those in her profession, is completely consumed with dance. She lives with her retired ballerina mother Erica (Barbara Hershey) who zealously supports her daughter's professional ambition. When artistic director Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) decides to replace prima ballerina Beth MacIntyre (Winona Ryder) for the opening production MORE